Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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