and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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