MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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