You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i jhust puked up my retainher.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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