just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Bang-toberfest begins!!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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