You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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