any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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