i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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