Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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