If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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