Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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