i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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