so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Are we still banned from the library?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Come on in and take your pants off
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