ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I think people are normalizing furries
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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