I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Randomize
