i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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