he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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