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(203): View more from Connecticut

maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.

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(310): View more from California

If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.

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(540): View more from Virginia

If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Wait

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(406): View more from Montana

What's goes good with Everclear?

(701): View more from North Dakota

Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no

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