Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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