wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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