and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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