the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Four minutes until I can fart!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
