Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Dicks are not precious.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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