4 words: hood of his car
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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