Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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