in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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