No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
