i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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