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what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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