Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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