There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Randomize
