I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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