I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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