How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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