i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
How's work?
Spinning.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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