margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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