is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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