You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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