He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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