He is an equal opportunity slut.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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