It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize