physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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