shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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