i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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