i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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