absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You've changed since you got that strap on
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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