Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
How does one acquire holy water?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I would fuck him just for his dog
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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