Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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I need you to use more vowels.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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