no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sext me about skeletons
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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