so that wasnt chicken after all
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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