Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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