did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I wish i was in the wii world.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm always down for nudity.
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