So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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