Do vagina's smell?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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